Friday, February 18, 2011

Rich Kid Confirms Findings in Quantum Physics

Local rich kid, Richie Rich, confirmed what quantum physicists have long believed to be true: your thoughts determine your reality.

In a press conference today the rich kid made a statement regarding how he got that big pile of money, "I've been a very positive person my whole life and I've been rich my whole life. How can the two not be connected?"

Sociological research indicates that people living below the poverty line demonstrate clear signs of depression. One social researcher commented, "Statistically speaking if you're poor you're depressed, which proves that your thoughts create your reality. Poor people are simply victims of their own minds."

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