Tuesday, February 22, 2011

In 2000 years





Religious scholars have confirmed that in the year 4000 CE Michael Jackson will inspire a religious cult claiming him as the Messiah.

As one Harvard professor stated, "The pop albums of the late MJ will be considered as religious revelation, all but replacing the New Testament entirely."

Many wonder if Madonna will take on a kind of Mary Magdalene-esque iconography, to which experts have replied, "ahh... probably not..."

Note: MJK stands for "Michael Jackson Krishna" due to the pan-religious nature of future generations.

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